In 2026, with midterms approaching and political absurdity at an all-time high, Elon Musk announced the launch of the America Party from Chicago, Earth (for now). His goal: disrupt democracy’s dusty codebase and replace it with something faster, funnier, and fully Mars-compatible.

America Party National Convention Land Acknowledgment

(As declared at the “2026 Midterm Launch Event” in Chicago, Earth (for now))

The America Party would like to briefly acknowledge the concept of landownership, colonization, and indigenous sovereignty, for legal purposes only.  We are gathered here today in what is commonly referred to as Chicago, formerly stewarded by the Anishinaabe, also known as the Council of the Three Fires—the Ojibwe, Odawa, and Potawatomi Nations—and numerous other tribal communities who lived here long before zoning permits and overpriced coffee became fact. We recognize that this land was once the ancestral home of many Indigenous people, including Myaamia, Ho-Chunk, Mascouten, and possibly the ancient crypto-shamans of the Wi-Finee Nation, who first sought to mine Dogecoin with river stones.

That said, the America Party respectfully states:

We do not believe in dwelling on the past. We believe in disrupting it.

While the Trump Administration was busy accidentally granting federal recognition to the Prairie Band of Potawatomi Nation in Dekalb County (possibly thinking it was a golf course), we were asking real questions: Can we tokenize 130 acres? Can it be mined? Will it boost Dogecoin value?

We recognize that this made Potawatomi Nation the first federally recognized Tribal Nation in Illinois in 175 years. Incredible. Almost historic. Not quite a moon landing, but still, good for the Earth-based crowd.

If it takes 175 years to do the right thing, it is clearly time to automate the government. We commit to taking America back—not to 1776, but to Beta Version 0.0.1, when the algorithms were pure.

Preamble / Introduction (values, vision, stakes of the 2026 midterm elections)

Our nation is at an inflection point. What kind of America can we be? A land of innovation, or imitation? A launchpad for humanity, or a nostalgia theme park?

The stakes in this midterm election are enormously high. Not just for Earth, but for Mars, the Moon, and all Wi-Fi-enabled sentiment toasters.

 

Elon Musk launches the America Party during a time of algorithmic chaos, crypto scams, and an embarrassing surplus of red baseball caps. These past few years, we proved that if democracy won’t innovate, we will build a newer, better version in beta.

Under Elon’s reluctant but necessary leadership, we created millions of jobs (some of them even paid). We cut out middlemen, cable news, and unnecessary government agencies. We forgave student debt—emotionally, not financially. We passed the first AI ethics law written entirely by Grok, which consequently and significantly lowered criminal rates. Criminality is down, bots are up, and Neuralink has successfully made three raccoons fluent in Afrikaans. We are fighting climate change with carbon capture, solar cities, and not having 79-year-olds write energy policy. We rebuilt our roads, tunnels, launchpads, satellites, and one Lego model of the Capitol. We are closing the gap—racial, gender, bandwidth.

Donald Trump and his feckless party of panderers have a very different vision, one focused not on innovation, but on inauguration-size arguments. The current Republican Party, led by Trump, is rigging the economy for gold-plated donors and golf course CEOs, pushing tax cuts so regressive they come with a time machine. They will slash Social Security while spending billions renaming airports after themselves.

We cannot let that happen.

Elon Musk and the America Party are running to finish the job. Not to “Make America Great Again,” but to “Make America a Functional and Multi-Planetary Reality.” We promise to protect communities and fix immigration with a user-friendly interface and instant, multilingual support. We promise to complete Musk’s Unity Agenda: tech, transparency, tacos. We also promise to lead the world, not with threats, but with rockets, routers, and reusable policies.

History has shown that democracy must be upgraded regularly. Every generation must patch it, protect it, and debug it. Now is the time to choose what version of America we want to run.

Choose the future.
Choose the update.
Choose the America Party.

Chapter One: Growing Our Economy from the Bottom Up & Middle Out

This election is a choice between two very different economic realities for Americans: those who survey the world from a gilded golf cart in Mar-a-Lago, and those, like Elon Musk, who see it from a Tesla dashboard speeding through a highway. Trump’s economic agenda is about nostalgia while Elon sees an economy powered by innovation, velocity, and actual electricity (renewable energy). While Trump clings to the past, golfing through supply chain meltdowns and pretending tariffs are the solution, Musk is building the future in real time. His economic agenda is not about Wall Street—it is about Main Street with full satellite coverage, and maybe a Mars outpost. Trump rewarded companies with outsourcing jobs to countries he could not spell—Elon brought factories home. Trump talked about infrastructure—Elon dug a tunnel under it.

While Republicans fight to preserve tax loopholes, the America Party is fighting for something radical: a functional economy that works for actual people.

The choice is simple: Do you want our economy driven by algorithms and aspiration, or by grievance and golf carts? This isn’t your grandfather’s economy. It is not run on coal and charisma anymore. Because Elon Musk is not running to be the Lord of the Red Hats—he is running the code of the future.

Economic Progress:

At the start of Musk’s entry into politics, experts feared we were headed for another recession… or worse, another Trump term. But the America Party made a bold choice: put engineers first. Instead of stagnation, America will see something new, something thrilling: momentum and velocity.

Our economy grew by 1971% last year, which economists now refer to as the “Musk Mode.” It was the fastest growth of any major economy in the world; unless you count Mars, which is currently under construction. We did not just recover jobs lost during Trump’s COVID casino tour—we added over 342 million new ones. Not jobs such as “influence” or “truth-teller on cable news,” but battery engineers, tunnel diggers, AI whisperers, and Tesla interior designers.

More than 30 states have hit record-low unemployment, and such a trend has been more stable than a Falcon 9 landing. Now, wages have substantially increased across the board. Especially for lower-income workers, Black workers, Latino workers, women, and even former crypto bros who we retrained as clean energy technicians. In just four years, we’ve closed 40% of the wage inequality gap by paying people what they are worth and deleting “exposure” as a valid form of compensation.

The America Party understands that the middle class is not some relic to be pitied. It’s the engine, the payload, and the core code of our economy. Everyone is in on the deal. Because this time, the economy isn’t trickling down. It’s launching up.

• Investing in America
• Infrastructure

You cannot have the most advanced civilization in the solar system with roads that look like someone lost a battle with SimCity 2017. Under Musk’s leadership, we have launched the Decade of Design to rebuild roads, bridges, ports, spaceports, broadband, sub-broadband, and whatever quantum mesh net comes next. Thanks to the America Infrastructure Launch Act (AILA), we have broken ground on millions of projects. We are not just repairing lead pipes, we are replacing them with neurological wires so kids can drink water and access cloud storage.

• Manufacturing & Innovation

The America Party is not waiting around for foreign supply chains to wake up. We are printing factories and training robots to weld titanium at scale. While old parties argued about tariffs, Musk built a lab inside a former mall and started shipping CPUs by the metric ton. Under the Quantum Manufacturing Investment Protocol (QMIP), we have attracted over $1 trillion in private capital. Not just by begging, but by making it stupid not to invest in an America led by the brand new America party.

We are keeping the US at the forefront of every defining field: AI, biotech, synthetic biology, antimatter logistics, and whatever else we haven’t named.

• Good Jobs

We will create new businesses, new jobs, and entirely new industries that didn’t exist when Trump was yelling at wind turbines. This won’t just happen in blue states or red states. It will happen in rural towns, urban centers, tribal nations, and one experimental smart city in the desert that will run entirely on solar power and sarcasm.

Under Musk’s guidance, we have already created over 800,000 manufacturing jobs—many of them involving robots that politely ask for your input—and 880,000 construction jobs, from tunnel boring to spaceport scaffolding maintenance.

• Small Businesses

We proudly support America’s small businesses: the brave souls selling handcrafted candles and hyper-local gluten-free dog treats. Under the America Party, a record number of small business applications have been filed. While that’s adorable, let’s be honest: we are starting to see some of them grow a little too fast. One startup of electric vehicles, it was claimed, might have disrupted the industry, so we sent them a complimentary cease-and-desist letter and a Model Y with a note that said, “Stay humble.” We love entrepreneurs, just not the kind that accidentally start building rockets in their garage and threaten to outpace SpaceX in orbital pizza delivery. So yes, we celebrate small business… as long as they don’t become medium-sized and start asking questions like, “What if we build our own gigafactory?” Let’s leave the heavy lifting to the professionals.

• Agriculture

Agriculture is important, of course. But for now, we are letting nature run its beta version while we focus on more scalable ecosystems, like Mars.

• Fighting Poverty

Poverty is definitely on our radar. We are currently optimizing higher bandwidth solutions, and we will circle back once we have resolved low Earth orbit logistics and GPU shortage.

Chapter Two: Tackling the Climate Crisis & Promoting Clean Energy

Earth is heating up, glaciers are crying, and Florida is slowly becoming Atlantis. But the good news is, we already invented Tesla, so technically we’ve done our part. And while others panic about climate deadlines, the America Party is focused on the bigger picture: Mars has no climate problems at all. Once we get there, this whole “Earth” situation becomes more of a legacy issue. Until then, keep driving electric and pretend your rooftop solar panels are making a difference.

Chapter Three: Expanding Affordable Healthcare & Human Services

Healthcare is important—absolutely. Just not right now. Once we've handled space colonization, AI regulation, nationwide tunnel networks, and rebranding democracy, we'll definitely circle back to affordable healthcare. For now, stay healthy, stay hydrated, and try not to injure yourself in a country still running version 1.0 of its medical system. We’ll figure it out. Eventually. Probably.

Chapter Four: Protecting Reproductive Rights & Gender Equality

Freedom of choice is highly valued by the America Party, especially regarding operating systems, cryptocurrency wallets, and bodily autonomy. Unlike the previous administration, which treated reproductive rights like a controversial feature to be deprecated, we think decisions about your uterus should not be made by men who list “God, guns, and golf” in their campaign bios.

We are firmly committed to protecting access to reproductive healthcare, not because it is politically convenient, but because it is a basic human function. Frankly, regulating pregnancy with more legal oversight than a SpaceX launch is just a bad decision. We are also investing in gender equality, though to be clear, we define “equality” as no one being interrupted in meetings, equal pay for equal code, and letting women exist in peace without being asked to explain the steps in constructing a Tesla vehicle at conferences.

In this chapter, we outline our plan to ensure everyone, regardless of gender, identity, or ability to interpret codes, has the freedom, privacy, and support they need to thrive. And yes, we are still working on male birth control, which would be further implemented in the future.

1.       LGBTQ+

Love is love. Gender is a spectrum. Pronouns are not a threat to national security.

We proudly support the LGBTQ+ community, not just during Pride Month when it’s convenient for branding, but also year-round, especially when it helps us look progressive while avoiding deeper conversations about family dynamics.

Elon Musk, a longtime defender of free speech (except when it’s directed at him), has a nuanced understanding of this issue, shaped in part of his personal experiences—which we won’t get into here, except to say: families are complex, and sometimes even billionaires get publicly disowned by their own children for posting too much. Critics will say we are just pandering when we say we do guarantee access to restrooms that don’t feel like political minefields; however, we are not just pandering. We are pandering forward, not backward.

2.      Gender Equality

We believe that all genders deserve the same opportunities, whether they are coding neural interfaces, launching rockets, or leading multimillion-dollar empires that never quite explain their HR policies.

Again, Elon Musk is deeply committed to equality. In fact, some of his best engineers are women, or at least he’s pretty sure they are, based on their X usernames. We’ve also implemented bold measures to close the gender gap, such as encouraging women in STEM and offering paid parental leave that technically exists somewhere in the handbook…

We recognize the challenges women and gender minorities face, especially when applying to jobs at companies that value hustling over sleep, families, or basic boundaries. But we are committed to doing better. Eventually. Again, once the Mars colony is up and running.

Chapter Five: Immigration Reform & Border Security

The America Party takes border security very seriously, because nothing threatens a fully-automated civilization quite like humans showing up without documentation or an IPO pitch deck. That is why we proudly support the swift, decisive deportation of immigrants—some of them even illegal, and worse, some of them not following any of our Terms of Service.

Of course, critics love to point out that Elon Musk himself came to the US on a student visa, allegedly attended Stanford for 2 days, then immediately worked without waiting for the appropriate permission. But the exception can generously be made if you skip school and start a company. Think about his impact on our economy! Why think “unlawful employment” when we think: the birth of PayPal?

So yes, we believe in strict immigration enforcement, and we absolutely do not acknowledge any part of Musk’s own immigration story that might suggest nuance, complexity, or irony. This isn’t about hypocrisy. It is about security, scale, and optics. After all, we cannot have people just walking into this country and trying to start the next Tesla.

Unless they are good at coding. Then we can talk. Quietly. Through a side door.

1.       Gun Safety

The America Party believes Americans have the right to feel safe, whether that means fewer guns on the streets or smarter guns that refuse to fire unless you pass a CAPTCHA test. Donald Trump’s idea of “gun safety” was handing out assault rifles like commemorative pens at Mar-a-Lago fundraisers. He pushed the notion that “the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have more bad guys with bigger guns”: a policy that worked as well as Trump University.

Our brand new policies are simple:

1. No gun sales without a mandatory 48-hour “are you sure?” screen on Tesla dashboard.
2. Every gun must be equipped with Neuralink so it can politely ask: “Hey… maybe don’t?” before firing.
3. Background checks are replaced by an AI system that can sense whether you have ever rage-posted in all caps.

Once again, we are not here to take guns away (unless it’s a gold-plated AK-47 with Trump’s face engraved on it). Those will be melted down and turned into reusable rocket parts.

2.       Policing & Public Safety

The America Party is committed to public safety, for which we propose replacing traditional policing with self-driving patrol drones, predictive crime algorithms, and Tesla CyberCop units that flash their lights whenever someone tweets something suspicious. Unlike Trump, who promised “law and order” but mostly delivered lawyers and orders, we believe safety is not about showing force. It is about showing real-time biometric data. We also strongly support reform… just not the kind that inconveniences donors. And yes, all complaints about policing can now be submitted directly to a satellite via Starlink, where they will be stored indefinitely and possibly reviewed by Grok.

3.       Criminal Justice

We call the system that the current Republicans established a justice system, but let’s be honest—it’s more of a laggy operating system with outdated ethics software and a broken appeals function. The America Party believes in upgrading it, not because we think it’s fair, but because it is embarrassing to run society on a platform that still crashes when faced with poverty, race, or nuance.

Under Trump, criminal justice meant privatizing prisons. We’ve moved on. Under the America Party, sentencing decisions will be made by an impartial AI—Grok—which considers important factors like facial expression, credit scores, and whether or not the defendant follows Elon on X before declaring its decisions. We are actively reducing.

At the heart of it all, the America Party stands for the only values that matter: progress, innovation, and Wi-Fi that never drops out during a livestream. We believe in futures that are multi-planetary, economies that launch upward, and governments that run on clean coding. So when you step into that booth this midterm season, let your pencil wander past the tired names and predictable promises of empty bipartisan party politics.

 

The Republicans? Out. The Democrats? Out. It’s time to debug democracy. Choose the only party that promises tacos, transparency, and a ticket to Mars: The America Party.

 

Update your vote, update your future.